Going to Jtown definately(despite what all you Queen's snobs believe) has its advatages.
1.Summer Begins before Queens even start their exams
2. ULSTER RUGBY TEAM
3. We know how to party
4. Did I mention... ULSTER RUGBY TEAM!
After the procrastination weeks leading up to exams, the tests finally arrived to slap me in the face. Within my varied friend group we had the "Panic"ers, the "Fuck it"ers and the "Please let me have revised the right crap"ers. This resulted in a very interesting cramming sesh an hour before. The sesh led to me demanding for Jenna to stop talking as she was moving me from the "Please let me have revised the right crap"er's to the "Panic"ers further flowing into the "Fuck it"er's (with an added "It's summer in 3 hours").
The long walk to the exam made for an interesting journey. Mid the pre-exam routine of toilet, pencil case, ID card they were spotted. The Ulster rugby team. After hearing all year that the team train in the mighty Jtown, they had impectable timing. They managed to give every female student and lecterer within the vacinity a mild (and in Jenna's case major) heart attack. With such hotties as Andy Trimble and Niall O'Connor in tight white tshirts with their sculpted arms and chiseled faces you can imagine that any concentration that had manifested itself was now well and truely in shreds. It is therefore not going to be a surprise when every female participant of the Fundamentals of Management module scores a BIG. FAT. ZERO.
Summer has begun and was officially greeted with a "Here lad, took you long in enough to arrive!" . The exam did end and it was straight to the union (with a slight detour in an attempt to spot any linguring rugby boys)for and extremely overpriced alcoholic beverage. This just set the tone for the rest of the night. Thinking it would be funny, school theme in Parlour was on the cards, starting at 71c for the preswal. The "creative and innovative" spirit of the soon to be Marketers of the future led to the hula-hoops being used for a brilliant new drinking game, inevitably leading to 4 merry school girls reporting for duty. The night progressed as most of us digressed however most still managed to make it to Thompsons for further "O Baby its Summer!" loving. It is debated however as to how much of a good idea this may have been. Thompsons point of view- MAJOR boost in sales, Every marketer's morning after head- DEFINATELY A BAD BAD IDEA.
Summer has officially kicked off. It is literally unbelievable to think that first year has actually finished. I forecast that this summer is going to be the best yet. Many places are definately getting torn up within the next four months. To name a few: The obivous Half Price Wine Night(HPWN)- Bangor, Sense- Cookstown, Shennanigans-Portstewart, Kellys-Portrush, Somewhere in Donegal, Liverpool, Turkey and France. My only hope now is that the loan holds up for all this...
xox
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Tuesday, 18 May 2010
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